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December 4th, 2013
Swinging Johnson's precise age and background are part urban legend, part folklore. There are those who insist he was present on the USS Missouri when the Japanese surrendered to Allied Supreme Commander Douglas MacArthur. Others believe he was instrumental in changing the great Jimi Hendrix from a right to left handed guitar player. He's been called a power broker on Wall Street, a King maker in Hollywood, and the prophet of Las Vegas.
Men want to be him and women want to be with him.
He is a riddle wrapped tightly in an enigma. He refuses to disclose his face on camera or even in public. An obviously eccentric man, he travels by stagecoach and is fond of wearing 18th Century American revolutionary garb, replete with powdered wig. His academic and scientific achievements are legendary. He has worked extensively in the field of hydro-electric power, nuclear fission, and solar energy. Oddly enough, he states these advancements can't compare to his crowning achievement....the toe nail clipper.
His presence on our web site is obviously a coup of epic proportions. In negotiations for over 3 years he finally conceded to apply his powers of prognostication for our customers. We look forward to a long and prosperous relationship with Mr. Johnson, truly a titan of the Industry!
From the man himself.
"Swinging Johnson is your ticket to financial freedom..."
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